Boobette (set of 2)
Ain't no Pompadour, Déficit or Dolly. I'm the potentate, suzerain, and empress of the IBTC. No, not the international-biomass-torrefaction-council. I am the perfectly round, spicysour, well-balanced party fluffer, I go from savory to astringent sour to syrupy, and back again. I am jelly raspberries, I am soft, I am a sweetie.